Monthly Archive for September, 2005

”You’ll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.
This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC
(IAS)Examinations.

The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:”

Indian Cow: -

HE IS THE COW. “The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4
footed, And because he is female, he give milks,[but will do so when he is gotchild.]
He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has
got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards.
His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. Milk
comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [horses don't have any such
attachment] What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why
and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, waterman’s and mankind generally.
His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species., Also his
other motion.. gober is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making
flat cakes [like Pizza ] , in hand , and drying in the sun. Cow is the
only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she
chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is
incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending
organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child.
This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to
be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great
velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard,
but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the
other side.
This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his
cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it. The palms of his feet are soft
unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have
poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts . His eyes and nose are like his other relatives.
This is the cow…….

“We are informed that the candidate passed the exam. and is now an
IAS, is Bihar in somewhere,..[sorry somewhere in Bihar! )]”

Google is at again a series of launches…. Google blog search yesterday and now Google University.

It looks to be a service which is a collection of other Google products and nothing much special.

Visit Google University

Useless but strange facts!
- Coca-Cola was originally green.

- The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

- The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they

start with.

- The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

- TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters

only on one row ! of the keyboard.

- Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

- You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.

- It is impossible to lick your elbow.

- People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you sneeze,

your heart stops for a millisecond.

- It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

- The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the

toughest tongue twister in the English language.

- If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to

suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or

neck and die.

- Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from

history.

- Spades – King David

– Clubs – Alexander the Great,

– Hearts – Charlemagne

– Diamonds – Julius Caesar.

- 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

- If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs

in the air, the person died in battle.

- If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a

result of wounds received in battle.

- If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of

natural causes.

- What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and

laser printers all have in common?

– Ans. – All invented by women.

- Honey is the only food that doesn’t spoil.

- A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

- A snail can sleep for three years.

- Butterflies taste with their feet.

- Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.

- In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

- On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

- Shakespeare invented the word ‘assassination’ and ‘bump’.

- Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

- The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

- The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

- The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the

body to squirt blood 30 feet.

- Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have

over million descendants.

- Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in

your ear by 700 times.

- The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

- Most lipstick contains fish scales.

- Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different

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